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Monthly Archives: September 2012

Drunk Driver Follows MSM Script—Yells, “Squirrel!”

When Florida cops pulled a DUI suspect over after he had hit a parked car head-on and then left the scene, they were in for an interesting arrest. As the officers approached the stopped suspect, the suspect announced that he was being eaten by a squirrel. He then showed them a squirrel wrapped inside hisContinue Reading

50 Year Old Burger Joint Forced To Close..

Because it had counters that were too tall…Welcome to the totalitarian state called California. Related: California Implosion update: Crazifornia: How California Is Committing Suicide Why Two Million Californians Moved to Texas in Ten Years Adam Carolla explains what’s wrong with California Continue Reading

Send Your Kid Out As A Jihadist Day

Here’s your BatShit Crazy headline for today from The Blaze via Pat Dollard: Phoenix Man Arrested For Sending RPG-Toting Teen Dressed As Jihadi Into Busy Intersection To Test Cops Response Time -With VideoContinue Reading

I am not sure this is BSC news, but it is news that might drive Dan Collins and Stacy McCain BSC…

Brazil’s Bum Bum contest… A Rule 5 post to be sure.  Video link.Continue Reading

Dread Pirate #BrettKimberlin and Time Keeping

I would like to express my thanks for the generosity of Hogewash! commenter Grammie for providing tocks. Tocks had been unavailable because they have been booked well in advance by a crocodile chasing another pirate. Now that they are available: <mockery> Tick, tock, tick, tock, … </mockery>Continue Reading

I Do This So You Don’t Have To

It’s not always easy for minor league bloggers like me down at the bottom of the blogging food chain. Big-time bloggers like Stephen Green and Stacy McCain get to read/watch major Internet crazies such as MS/NBC (or whatever it’s called now) so that you don’t have to. I’ve got The Dread Pirate Kimberlin on myContinue Reading

A wakeboarder gets a strange return…

I wonder if it tasted like chicken to it?  Continue Reading

Furniture Fetish: Man Busted Having Sex With Abandoned Couch

An off-duty cop was out jogging one night when he saw what looked like a man having sex with someone on an old couch that was left out as trash on a curbside. Upon closer inspection, it was determined that there was no other person involved and that the man was, in fact, trying toContinue Reading

Herbert Lom, R. I. P.

Herbert Lom, best known for his role as Commissioner Charles Dreyfus, Inspector Jacques Clouseau’s boss, has died. The Czech-born actor was 95. He was also known for his portrayals of Napoleon in dramatic productions.Continue Reading

An Enemies List

Working link here. Let me repeat myself. Brett Kimberlin deserves to be made a laughingstock. At the same time, I recognize that, though he is a coward, he can be a dangerous coward. I keep my eyes open. Meanwhile, he still is subject to court order to respond to Aaron Walker’s discovery interrogatories, etc., not laterContinue Reading