This guy must have thought that the expression “f*ck a duck” is meant to be taken literally. Yikes!
A man was detained in Bursa province in Turkey’s Marmara region for allegedly raping a duck
Read the whole sordid story HERE.
Geez, why couldn’t he have just serenaded the poor bird instead?
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