Turkey Poultryphilia

This guy must have thought that the expression “f*ck a duck” is meant to be taken literally. Yikes!

Via BNI:

A man was detained in Bursa province in Turkey’s Marmara region for allegedly raping a duck

Read the whole sordid story HERE.

Geez, why couldn’t he have just serenaded the poor bird instead?

 

H/T 1389

 

This post is linked at iOwnTheWorld. Thank you, BigFurHat!

 

  • SignPainterGuy

    Zilla, the link takes me to a blank white nuthin` !

    Since I can`t read the rest of the story, I must guess that the man`s wife is still alive; he doesn`t have that “6 hr. window” when he can finally have his way !

    • http://marezilla.com/ Zilla of the Resistance
      • SignPainterGuy

        Boy, they must have LOVED that duck; allowing the vets to perform several operations to repair the internal damage the sex fiend caused ! And then, despite the evidence in HIS bed, His bloody shirt found outside, he still denied involvement.

        5o years old is old enough to know better or old enough for this behavior to be thoroughly entrenched ! It may be time to inspect the other animals ! That`s one sick puppy !

  • Xavier

    Good to see you’re well enough to start a new project, Zilla. Oddly, I watched ‘Lord Love A Duck” just this morning on TCM. It must be one of those mystical confluences or something.

    • http://marezilla.com/ Zilla of the Resistance

      Thanks, X! Actually I am sick as hell, it has been a BAD couple of weeks, but I’m tired of talking about it and this new project is a great diversion. I have fun building sites and tinkering with design, it uses all my brainpower so I don’t think much about anything that is bothering me when I do it. :)
      Funny about the “mystical confluence”, maybe it’s a conspiracy – a batshit crazy conspiracy! tee hee

  • http://twitter.com/lonelycon lonely conservative

    Great new site, Zilla! And I love that little bat you created!

    • http://marezilla.com/ Zilla of the Resistance

      Thank you! Sometimes being “art-retarded” can actually work out!
      If you’re gonna have a site about batshit crazy stuff, might as well have a mascot that looks like it was drawn by a mental patient!

      • SignPainterGuy

        Interesting point ! ;-)

  • Xavier

    Dang! Thanks, LC, I forgot to mention the bat. I love it! Got a long history with bats – was a caver, had bat decals on the car, stuffed bat toys hanging in the house… uh oh I see that look you’re giving me… no it’s not weird. Just ask Merlin Tuttle, he used to come and speak to our cave club. Anyway, I like the bat graphic, ya did good.

    • http://marezilla.com/ Zilla of the Resistance

      I have a little bat tattoo on one of my legs from back when I was young and wild.
      I’m glad you like my design, thank you! I have no ‘eye’ for art at all, but I like how Lil’ Batty turned out.

    • SignPainterGuy

      Bats are good critters, aside from carrying diseases. They can make a difference of 5 years in reforesting deforested rain-forests !

      I even built a bat house that so far hasn`t attracted any bats, but it looks nice. It looks like a house with crossed baseball bats on front. Reckon they don`t understand the code ? ;-)

      • Xavier

        Usta build golf courses and put up hundreds of bird and bat houses on them. Bats usually take a year or two to move in so be patient. Great bug control.

        • SignPainterGuy

           Birds found my suet feeder quickly and promptly ignored it. They took over a year to find the finch feeder (thistle seeds) hanging next to it outside my kitchen windows. Doves get more than the finches do.

          I worked very late several evenings in my shop and began hearing this odd chirping sound outside a back window near the chimney. Finally, I noticed bats flying in and out from the eve.

          A few days later, over a mile away at my best friend`s house, he told me how he`d finally plugged a crack at the eve and chimney of his house and was dreading having to begin the nasty task of cleaning up the bat poo in his attic.

          It occurred to us that we had traded bat residences.

  • http://twitter.com/richard_mcenroe richard mcenroe

    Famous story about LBJ.  In his first senatorial campaign he wanted to start a rumor that his opponent was unusually enamored of barnyard poultry.

    His campaign manager, predictably, wigged.  “You can’t call your opponent a chicken-f***er!  You don’t even have any proof!”

    “I know I can’t prove it,” LBJ replied.  “But let’s make the SOB DENY it!”

  • Xavier

    Here’s a love story about a man and a donkey. Yes, it’s what you think it is.

    http://www.ocala.com/article/20120917/ARTICLES/120919703/-1/news?Title=Marion-man-accused-of-sex-act-with-miniature-donkey

    • http://marezilla.com/ Zilla of the Resistance

      I read that yesterday, I was gonna do a post about it but I got sidetracked because I can’t breathe and thanks to the stupid FDA, my asthma inhaler no longer works.