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Monthly Archives: December 2012

I am going to blame BSC parenting, at least partially, for this…

All I know is we have our work cut out for us in 2013.  Happy New Years.Continue Reading

Oprah: BSC?

I generally take Gawker with a big giant grain of salt (like a fifty pound bag) but you decide…Continue Reading

By attacking Piers Morgan we only encourage him to stay longer…

It may seems BSC, but it is true.  We best attack Piers Morgan by treating him as we did prior to the Connecticut shooting, by ignoring him.Continue Reading

Why Do You Think They Call It Dope?

So this dude goes to court for a hearing on a restraining order his mother has filed against him. When he shows up, he’s busted on a bunch of outstandingly warrants. When they search him, he has 32 bags of weed in his coat.Continue Reading

Clucking Chicken Serves As Fire Alarm

Since she wasn’t ready to be cooked just yet, Cluck Cluck, a pet hen, woke her owners, alerting them that their house was on fire. The local fire chief noted, “We are used to hearing about a dog or cat or something, but we’ve never heard of a chicken waking up a resident for aContinue Reading

ASPCA to pay Ringling Bros Barnum & Bailey Circus $9.3 million to settle animal cruelty suit…

Yes you read that right.  The animal rights group is paying the circus $9.3 million dollars to settle the lawsuit.  Paying off a witness is generally considered a bad thing, is what the ASPCA did, and is definitely BSC!  The RICO lawsuit will continue against Humane Society and other defendants and attorneys who were involved.Continue Reading

Sweet Baby Jesus: Now they want to ban kitchen knives?

You can’t make up stuff this BSC!Continue Reading

Obama Administration’s Lisa Jackson out at EPA due to secret email account named after her dog…

Most transparent administration ever…Continue Reading

Soda Shop Busted for Candy Cigarettes

A St. Paul soda shop received a warning to stop selling candy cigarettes or face a $500 fine. The local ordinance against the evil candy psuedosmokes was passed to keep kids from being lured into a real tobacco habit. Lighters with pictures of cartoon characters are also illegal in St. Paul. Well, at least theyContinue Reading

Our sacred traditions are being eroded one by one…

It is not New Years Eve without this… Logan said he just doesn’t understand all the fuss about using a life possum. For years, they put the critter in a decorated cage and lowered him down at the stroke of midnight. Afterwards, they released the possum into the woods. But PETA argued it was cruel.Continue Reading