No not on Twitter. Tweeting in his pants.
Oh, the things people try to smuggle thru customs in their pants. Is there some perceived success rate that makes them think it`s possible ?
I have held a lot of birds and while most just freeze motionless, some fight to get free, scratching, biting, pecking, flapping, screeching. One wrapped its little toes / talons around my finger and believe me, I could not get rid of that bird soon enough. The thoughts of THAT bird in my pants is …… panic inducing !