I bet they are better than they sound. The perfect holiday treat to explain to the kids the position that we all are in over these debt ceiling talks.
And you might know someone who needs some of these… Either as a symbol of most voters in this country or as an alternative orientation choice.
And for real prankster fun, get some of these and slip them in your guest’s bags who are flying home after the holidays. Nothing says you care more than having your friends and relatives getting a full cavity search by the TSA. It is also a great way to test the effectiveness of airport security!