Soda Shop Busted for Candy Cigarettes

A St. Paul soda shop received a warning to stop selling candy cigarettes or face a $500 fine.

The local ordinance against the evil candy psuedosmokes was passed to keep kids from being lured into a real tobacco habit. Lighters with pictures of cartoon characters are also illegal in St. Paul.

Well, at least they can still sell a 20 oz soda.

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Pretty soon it will be illegal for kids to pretend to smoke pretzel sticks.

    • Evi L. Bloggerlady

      Unless they say it is a big Bob Marley inspired splife. Then that will be okay. Especially if they claim to be a Rastafarian.

      They also banned the gum and baseball cards for mimicing chewing tobacco.

  • Soylent Green

    I’m shocked. Shocked that Bloomberg didn’t think of this first.