A young hockey player who is a prospect for the Detroit Red Wings has been busted for DUI—while wearing a Tinky-Wink costume. The player in the Teletubby costume blew a 0.30 on the breathalyzer, almost four times the legal limit. He is charged under Michigan’s “Super Drunk” law which carries enhanced penalties.
Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po, Noo-noo, and the real Tinky-Wink have been unavailable for comment.