Tinky-Wink Impersonating Hockey Player Busted for DUI

A young hockey player who is a prospect for the Detroit Red Wings has been busted for DUI—while wearing a Tinky-Wink costume. The player in the Teletubby costume blew a 0.30 on the breathalyzer, almost four times the legal limit. He is charged under Michigan’s “Super Drunk” law which carries enhanced penalties.

Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po, Noo-noo, and the real Tinky-Wink have been unavailable for comment.

 

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    I knew a person who was run over and had a .6 BAC (he survived the drinking and accident). But apparently there have been individuals with a BAC as high as 1.0+ To put this in perspective, for most people .2 is absolutely blacked out puking drunk.