Perhaps “Hugh Jazz Disease” would have been a better diagnosis

A batshit crazy doctor fails to find proper medical terminology to explain to his patient that her back hurts because her rear end sticks out abnormally far, so he tells her that she has a “Ghetto booty” and says that it has no cure.

Via 7News:

Terry Ragland went to a doctor looking for treatment for her severe lower back pain.

Ragland said she was seen by a nurse, then the doctor, who sent her to get an X-ray.

When he came back into the exam room, Ragland said the doctor gave her a diagnosis not seen in any medical book.

“He said, ‘I know what the problem is. It’s ghetto booty,’ and I said, ‘Ghetto what?’ He said, ‘Ghetto booty,'” Ragland said. “He said, ‘There’s no cure for it, but I could give you something if you’re having pain.'”   MORE

It is not known at this time if there is a cure for medical asshattery.





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  • SignPainterGuy

    For cryin` out loud ! Must the PC idjitry infiltrate EVERYTHING ?!

    The woman was overweight in the back porch region and she needed to hear it from the Dr. At least he used a little humor.

    There`s diet and exercise as options as well as drugs for treatment. He should have mentioned those and given her the choice of doing something or nothing or something in between. Gee whiz !