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82 year old Connecticut man who gives free haircuts to the homeless harassed by government officials

  Anthony “Joe the Barber” Cymerys has been a fixture every Wednesday for years at Bushnell Park, where he cuts hair and his friends hand out food to the needy. But shortly after Cymerys set up shop this week, he said, health officials and police confronted him and his friends and told them they hadContinue Reading

You are hurting your kids by exposing them to anthropomorphized animals reinforcing “socially dominant norms” like nuclear families and gender stereotypes.

A Raaaaacist Nuclear Family Aardvark! Update: I might have spoken too soon: I just realized that Arthur’s creators removed his natural aardvark nose and replaced it with a…well little dots for nostrils one.  And then they made him yellow with glasses so he looks like I.M. Pei.  The raaaaacism is there if you just look hard enough forContinue Reading

Putin steals Patriot owner’s Super Bowl ring?

WTF? Update: Vlad denies he stole it.Continue Reading

Nancy Pelosi claims she supports abortion because she is a Catholic…

This is beyond Maxine Waters crazy.  How do you respond to someone so craven? Update: When challenged, Ace notes Pelosi does not want to discuss a subject that Democrats run on and fund raise on all the time.Continue Reading

Separated at Birth: Snowden and …

My BsCN co-blogger Evil Blogger Lady has a good post about an Ed Snowden doppelganger over at her place, HERE, but every time I see the now notorious NSA leaker I keep thinking of the Canadian one-hit-wonder rapper named Snow, and I have to laugh given the title of Snow’s one-hit song. See for yourselfContinue Reading

BSC Naked Spiritual Quest

TOM reports on a 19 year old (naked) women who disappeared in Gifford National Forest in Washington State (she was supposedly on a spiritual quest).  I hope this turns out well for her, but she has to recognize most large predators are on a gastronomical quest most of the time and there are plenty of cougars and bears in thatContinue Reading

New Brazilian Cancer Awareness Campaign is Nuts

Moe Lane is on the case! Update:  As Big Gator notes, that thing needs a Brazilian wax!Continue Reading

The movie is not being made, but we are (unfortunately) living the reality…

While the movie sequel is dropped, unfortunately we are living it… h/t:  Wombat at TOM Live At Five  Continue Reading

Taliban behead 10 year old boy for stealing food from a trash can…

And they presumably did so in the name of Allah, the compassionate, the merciful. Sort of reminds me of Judge Smails from Caddyshack. Images of this prompt me to ask: WWID (what would Indy do)?Continue Reading

Cicadas by the billions burst out of Chris Christie’s belly and swarm New Jersey…

Okay, they came out of the ground, but they are still cool to see…  Kenya and Tanzania have the wildebeest migration.  New Jersey has cicadas.  Looking for love and breeding so the next 17 cycle can come. The spent molt skins of the cicadas cover the ground…Continue Reading